Since ‘tis Christmas Eve:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a can of WD40,
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two fuzzy dice,
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three roller dogs,
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four glazed donuts,
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me five locking lug nuts!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six quarts of oil,
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven kinds of coffee,
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight packs of camels,
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me nine sticks of jerky,
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ten car washes,
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eleven rented movies,
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve rolls of Rolaids.
Merry Christmas everyone!